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ROMANCE
MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman
= romance
Smart man + dumb woman =
affair
Dumb man + smart woman =
marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman =
pregnancy
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OFFICE
ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart
employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb
employee = production
Dumb boss + smart
employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb
employee = overtime
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SHOPPING
MATH
A man will pay $20 for a
$10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for
a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL
EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the
future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries
about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one
who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is
one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man,
you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a
woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than
single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY
TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man
expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman
expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION
TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last
word in any argument.
Anything a man says
after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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